I am creepy (Taken with instagram)
momma (Taken with Instagram at Morton, PA)
earlybird catches the worm (Taken with instagram)
My new hedgehog! I had to go to the derty jerrr-z to get her because they’re illegal in PA. Why? No idea. The Romans used to breed these jawns for their quills etc so I only thought it’d be fit to give her a Roman name lol. Vita! Meaning “life.” She’s the man… only 8 weeks old. The end.
so true
lmao Jim Carrey as the Black Swan
Sharbat Gula aka “Afghan Girl” (1985)
All carrots used to be purple in the 17th century. They weren’t very tasty and usually came out skinny as fuq. SO! Someone took the mutated carrots (white and yellow), made them have babies and then came the orange carrot!
via accidentalpenis
LOL. deff a male tree mirite
lmao so gross what the hell is that
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